Funny Milestone Birthday Card for Him or Her, Raccoon Cursing Humor, 40th 50th 60th Card, Blank Inside, Handmade A2 Snarky Greeting

Turning 40, 50, or 60? This hilarious raccoon birthday card pulls no punches with a bold and cheeky message that says exactly what everyone’s thinking—"That is like seriously really f***ing old!" It’s the perfect funny milestone card for anyone with a sense of humor and no filter.

🎉 Great for friends, siblings, coworkers, partners, and anyone aging disgracefully.

📬 Shipping Info:

• FREE First Class Mail (7–10 business days)

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🎨 Customization Options:

• Age (any number)

• Name (any spelling)

Our greeting cards are proudly handmade, printed, and shipped from our shop! We print all our cards on premium 80lb, premium bright white cardstock, with a smooth matte finish. Our cards are classic A7 (5"x7"), and include a Matching White Envelope. Each card is packaged securely in a cello sleeve for protection in transit, ready for gifting.

If you would like to Add an option inside message, enter your custom message in the personalization box.

We ship within 24 hours, and We offer FREE US Shipping via First-Class mail. Please allow 7-10 days for delivery.

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